What the heck, let's have some fun!
Post here with the exact date that you think a Penguin update will be announced.
I'll give 1,000 rep points to whoever's the closest. Also, you'll win the honor of being SEO Chat's unofficial "Penguin Predictor 2016" ;)
Gary Illyes claims the update will be here within "weeks," so get your bets in soon!
I'll say Pie Day, March 14th 2016. It's just nerdy enough to work!