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    Any good Jokes


    A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

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    Originally Posted by jsteele823
    Why does a penguin wash his clothes in tide?

    Because it's way too cold out tide.
    Made me think of this video Bear surprises Samsung crew on washing machine shoot - YouTube, its not a joke but it is highly funny

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    I randomly saw this in my G+ feed the other day and thought it was well worth posting here


    Source: https://plus.google.com/+TheNextWeb/posts/Up8tJFRh1vh
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    A Bear and a Rabbit were both taking a dump in the forest.
    The Bear asked the Rabbit, "don't you have any trouble having **** on your fur?"
    The Rabbit answered, "Well, no."
    So, the Bear wiped his *** with the Rabbit.

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    hehehehe Nice jokes. well i dont have one right now.
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    i am still laughing all are nice... no jokes is ready in my mind right now may be later
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