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    teacher: why r u late, joseph?
    joseph: because of a sing down the road.
    teacher: what does a sing have to do with your being late?
    joseph: the sing said, "school ahead, go slow".
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    Originally Posted by handsome beast
    teacher: why r u late, joseph?
    joseph: because of a sing down the road.
    teacher: what does a sing have to do with your being late?
    joseph: the sing said, "school ahead, go slow".
    you mean a sign...thats a joke in itself.
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    I was watching this telenovela where there were 3 brothers and 3 sisters. The youngest sister was tough on the brothers ensuring that they shouldn't be late for work. Obviously, the brothers worked for the family of these sisters.

    After the youngest sister confronted the brothers about cutting off their salaries if they get late, the youngest brother said, "that third one is the worst. If she ever bites her tongue, she'd be poisoned." hahahah! Talk about sarcastic humor.
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