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    Don't spam me, I'm vindictive!


    Here's todays latest garbage spam email:

    Originally Posted by Benjamin (spam) Harris
    Hello,
    Iíve just performed a complimentary link check for you to highlight how popular your website is around the web.
    Here is the result: www.(mywebsite).co.uk is currently linked to by 1 website. I have used Google to find these links because for most people this is the most important search engine.

    A higher number of links pointing to your website means you can achieve far higher rankings on Google, Yahoo, MSN - meaning that you attract more customers, make more profit, and benefit from an increasing return on investment.

    To achieve the above, the full service we are offering you includes on-going link campaigns plus the peace of mind that your website is always correctly "tuned" to the search engines' current algorithms (extremely important these days).

    To make sure you get the results you need, your actual search engine results are backed by our 2 tier Top 10 Promise:

    1. If we donít achieve first page rankings for your selected search terms on Google, Yahoo, MSN weíll refund your money!

    2. If we donít then keep you on first page rankings for your selected search terms on Google, Yahoo, MSN weíll refund your money!

    At every stage of your campaign you will be kept fully up to date, with regular reports detailing exactly how your search terms are performing across the search engines.

    We are offering you our Top 10 Promise because we are confident in our methods, having achieved excellent results for many of our clients using extremely competitive search terms.

    To find out what kind of results our clients have experienced, we are happy to provide you with their contact details so you can contact them directly.

    You will also benefit from your own personal account manager whom you may contact at any time should you need any assistance or have any questions.

    For full details either reply to this email at enquiries@websearchpr.com, phone 0845 055 9413, or visit our website at www.websearchpr.com.

    Also - Newly Released - you can now benefit from entering the massive Chinese market on the Chinese search engines in the Chinese language. Contact us for full details.

    Best Regards
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    Nice one Ben...
    It's obviously a top quality service when you have to resort to spam to find clients.
    You might want to research the "accuracy" of Googles backlinks display before making offers of this sort... it really makes you look silly!

    Of course - if you took a look at the keywords my site was targetting you'll have found it's already in the top 10 for all of them, so it's not really much of a challenge for you

    Chinese search engines... for a London-based local business... genius

    Do your homework Ben... whatever happened to quality spam?

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    • europa agrees : As Monte Python say...SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM....lol. Good laugh...thanks.
    • terriwells agrees : For no points unfortunately...but man, I spotted the issues with this spam and I don't even do SEO for a living!
    Last edited by ClickyB; Dec 18th, 2007 at 01:36 PM.
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    Originally Posted by ClickyB
    Do your homework Ben... whatever happened to quality spam?
    You're in good company - I read a post from Matt Cutts' blog that said Google still receives mail from spammers telling them they're not in the top 10 of the search engines and they can help them boost their rankings - how spammy (and obviously stupid) is that!! I'm sure G misses the revenue! No wonder Larry and Serge are broke.
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    pretty funny that this guy is pushing link building and he currently has four inbound links indexed in yahoo...I am sure the clients are probably lining up right now.
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    You all didn't get the point...
    He was talking about top rankings on his own custom made search engine.
    Last edited by subzero27; Sep 25th, 2007 at 05:08 PM.
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    Originally Posted by subzero27
    You all didn't get the point...
    He was talking about top rankings on his own custom made search engine.
    Dude, now thats brilliant.

    So I should construct my own meta search engine and put that top ten listings will come from them in my contracts....

    NICE!

    This is just the breakthrough I needed.

    No more constant content and backlink production to get client results.
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    Now that i have shown you the guiding light...

    Now go and conquer the world......Let the force be with you.
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    Originally Posted by dsnyder
    Dude, now thats brilliant.

    So I should construct my own meta search engine and put that top ten listings will come from them in my contracts....

    NICE!

    This is just the breakthrough I needed.

    No more constant content and backlink production to get client results.
    I don't think there hardly comparable.
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    I had an experienced SEO Telemarketer argue with me a few months back that my website isn't very exposed because it doesn't use Meta Tags (please note my stance on the value of Meta Tags to guage whether they won the argument)...

    It didn't matter that my ranks were superb; all that mattered was I wasn't using Meta Tags.

    They hung up muttering "f-ing know-it-all!"
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    i heard if you put a tooth under your pillow the SERP fairy will bring you better rankings...I need to find my pliers
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    Originally Posted by fathom
    They hung up muttering "f-ing know-it-all!"
    Seems like you were BOTH right! LOL!

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    Strange, the other thing is, they have:

    Code:
    <html>
    <head>
    <title>Top 10 on Google, Yahoo, MSN</title>
    <meta name="robots" content="noindex,nofollow">
    <meta name="description" content="Search engine optimisation SEO, Top 10 Rankings on Google, Yahoo, MSN, websearchpr.com">
    <meta name="keywords" content="Search engine optimisation SEO, Top 10 Rankings on Google, Yahoo, MSN, websearchpr.com">
    They offer SEO, however - write a crappy page title and have a noindex, nofollow metatag?

    Maybe they need to pay someone to optimise their own site?
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    The only thing I dont understand is " how in the heaven can they put on a money back guarantee????"
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    Originally Posted by lovekills_s
    The only thing I dont understand is " how in the heaven can they put on a money back guarantee????"
    lol...I can easily get them on this one

    2. If we donít then keep you on first page rankings for your selected search terms on Google, Yahoo, MSN weíll refund your money!
    Whenever there is a flux and my site drops below the top 10 - I'll shout at them for a refund

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    I've had a company recently contact a friend of mine to say they can get him to number 1 of sponsered links at all times. When he reffered them through to me because he doesn't even have a website and thought i might like a laugh the girl was determined in telling me that their company worked "with Google" and that my friend nor them would be charged any click through rate.

    After an hours arguing she then put me through to her manager who tried to reinforce her comments. When i told him they were obviousley working out an average amount it would cost them and then whacking a big profit margin on top the line went dead - bad connection maybe??

    The company is www. gruk . co . uk if anyone wants to see a real seo company in all their glory.
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    This is a really funny thread, it made me laugh and I'm happy about that .

    Honestly speaking, I think people doing that are unconscious. Why? Because Internet is a bit different than real world ( and even there is risky to do something like this, because you get caught anyway, maybe just later than here ). Internet has become what it is because of the high speed information circulates and the promptitude people get in touch.

    Just like it happened with ClickyB... an email to the wrong person and thousands others find out.
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