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    mick.sawyer
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    Web Page Designer Wanted


    I am looking for one page designing.
    I want the impossible,
    Which is,,
    A designer that listens.
    A designer that can work to deadlines,
    A designer that actually has some ability.

    I know the three things i have listed are almost impossible traits for a designer but i guess i can hope.

    I am demainding, i complain all the time,, i want impossible things doing straight away and if you try and mess me about i will truly make your life hell.

    On the positive note,, i pay very well and i can throw a lot of pages your way.

    I will set a deadline and if you fail to hit the deadline there will be financial penaltys for you and if you really annoy me there will probably be physical abuse.

    Any takers?
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    Physical abuse? Perhaps you should try the BDSM forums.

    G-Man
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    PMed ya. The physical abuse really caught my attention.... lol. Anyway yeah let me know...
    I love SEO Chat.
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    mick.sawyer
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    I will do.
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    mick.sawyer
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    No takers?
    Funny that when a gullable person posts something about deisign, all the vultures circle but when i offer you cower and bottle out of it.
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    do you really need a designer?
    do you think u will get?
    if so all the very best
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    Any more details maybe...
    One page = 6-hour job, or do you want something highly exotic and code-ridden?
    ...please help me w/ the real Redscowl Bluesingsky...how2 check backlinks...now postin' @ SEO Refugee ...
    <`)~ LOL now that I finally have a paypal account, I'm charging 19,- for SEO advice via PM. Seriously...
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    Do you want "Flashy" pages or something simple and good looking?

    Msg me tomorrow and I can probably help you. BTW- I finally got those templates up from last night, took forever to get those dang %keyword% fields figured out.

    -TSR
    - Scott Fish, Director of SEO | SEO Blog | Tweet | Linkedin
    Doing SEO for Fortune 500 companies for the last 8 years.
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    I try and message you fish but you are either in a bar or a casino.
    I dont know how you make so much money becuse you are never online.

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