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Old December 13th, 2008, 05:02 AM
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My 8000th post - Where did all the Trolls go?

Once upon a time, when Forum Posting was still an art and when the skill of Hidden Link Dropping still had its rewards, many fearful creatures used to roam the web. The subspecies had deceptively cute names like Evil Clown, Toxic Granny or Enfant Provocateur. But every time one of them showed up on the Who's Online List, people would either start to tremble - with their neck hairs standing on end - or bring out the popcorn. Oh yes, Trolls ruled.

Nowadays, sightings of these mythical creatures are few and far between. Apart from the odd clueless newbie lashing out after being caught spamming, or maybe a regular losing his patience after Yet Another dozy comment on Keyword Density, there seems to be less emotion and passion in forum posting. I must admit that I too am less trolly in my posts, although on most forums there's a pretty good reason for that.


But where have they gone? Have they snapped out of it, grown old and tired perchance? Have they all taken to blogging? Have emotions been completely replaced with emotiCons now? Are mods so fast and thorough these days that any sign of trolliness is nipped in the bud? Surely not.


There must be a place, somewhere, where Trolls are hanging out together, preparing themselves for a magnificent come-back. A Troll haven if you will. It is green and peaceful, flowery and delicate, perfect for training one's trampling or torching skills. Maybe their return will be marked by a sign of some sort. An omen. Then again: maybe they'll return quietly, sneakily even, and infiltrate as many forums as possible before taking over completely.


We'll see eh............?



In case you were wondering: this really is my 8000th post. And no, the other 6065 were not deleted. They are rusting away quite nicely in the old archives hehe
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fathom agrees: They're all seorefugees!
SEO_AM agrees: I see you added your sockpuppet total to your retired persona. Congratulations on your 8000th.
europa agrees: Wow....8,000.....I feel like a troll.
gazzahk agrees: Thank you for all of them....Your posts are allways worth seeking out..
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lovekills_s agrees: Almighty Wit! Wow thats stupendous!
seogoat agrees: 8000 ? nice1 but it only says 2114 on your profile. Have you had previous profiles then?

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Old December 13th, 2008, 07:30 AM
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Actually... The troll personas have all been distilled into one super nasty fire-breathing entity through black magic... and a touch of sea salt... That distillation process produced >>>>> FATHOM.
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Old December 14th, 2008, 12:20 PM
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Hehe, hey I never said that

And...... awww shucks you guyz

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Old May 3rd, 2009, 11:51 AM
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.....Have you had previous profiles then?


Hehe, I confess TBH I had already confessed (see also small print on original post)

To be more honest still, things are not picking up, troll-wise. Bummer

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Old May 3rd, 2009, 02:57 PM
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Jeez Wi... I mean Dzine... you diving for rep points... This is an old thread... Not near as fresh as your posts here (Dzine) or elsewhere (Wi*).

I be if you had never sockpuppeted you would be ahead of almost everyone in posts and rep points.

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Old May 3rd, 2009, 03:08 PM
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I thought I had to answer seogoat's question, which he only put "here" today. For history's sake, heh.

Besides, I don't need rep here, since it's only my 3rd stop SEO forum. Still enjoying my stay tho - in a number of ways

And yes, the old account woulda kicked *$$ LOL
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dzine this post really hard to understanding for it is completely logical post for me.

I would like to know how is the troll persona Fathom or SEO_AM?
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Old May 4th, 2009, 02:49 AM
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I think both Fathom and SEO_AM would go in the Toxic Granny category

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I think both Fathom and SEO_AM would go in the Toxic Granny category


Then who is real prick here >> http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/20...011_468x376.jpg

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I think both Fathom and SEO_AM would go in the Toxic Granny category
Ya know... a frog in a life preserver is nothing but a snack to a shark.

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Hehehe.... you gonna have to catch it first, hungry sharkman
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Fathom and SEO_AM did well..
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