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Old August 5th, 2005, 12:56 PM
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Friday Fun - SEO Haikus
sometimes boredom hits me and this is what happens.

if anyone wants to contribute to this thread that would be awesome. remember 5, 7, 5 (syllables) ...


page rank is a joke
many don't believe it's true
does not help with SERPs

i hate G so much
will not rank my white hat sites
makes me pay per click


(this one is from my girlfriend written about me...she doesn't know much about SEO...)

black hat equals jail
many fines and FBI
but you do it still
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Old August 5th, 2005, 12:58 PM
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Optimisation
It's not what it used to be
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Old August 5th, 2005, 01:01 PM
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Optimisation
It's not what it used to be
Better adapt soon

wit you are so smart
five syllables in one word
truly a genius
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Old August 5th, 2005, 02:04 PM
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Optimisation
It's not what it used to be
Better adapt soon


People of the world
I am the G
I am the Goodness
I am the Genius
I am the Google

By the way...
Did you mean: Optimization
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Old August 5th, 2005, 02:17 PM
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google says 'do no evi'
they sandbox my sites
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Internet Big Place
Can One Website Have Impact
Only with Hard Effort

Smarmy Search Spam Sucks
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With s'es only!
Gotta tell you, I just love
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What are syllables?
Why are you excluding
almost illiterate people
like me?

I dont
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Haiku is where it is at
Forget SEO

Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
Five syllables end

Supercalifra-
gelisticexpiali-
docious is one word

Titled: What the...?
Historicity
Psychoanalytical
Multifarious
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(mick - since i can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not)
syllables are breaks inbetween words... for instance

mick-saw-yer = 3 syllables
base-ball = 2 syllables
ill-lit-er-ate = 4 syllables
op-ti-mi-za-tion = 5 syllables.

haiku = first line has 5, second line has 7, third has 5

get it?
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(mick - since i can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not)
syllables are breaks inbetween words... for instance

mick-saw-yer = 3 syllables
base-ball = 2 syllables
ill-lit-er-ate = 4 syllables
op-ti-mi-za-tion = 5 syllables.

haiku = first line has 5, second line has 7, third has 5

get it?



learned somthing today.
five seven five is the way
to do the haiku
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Old August 5th, 2005, 07:27 PM
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time to go all-in
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