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Friday Fun - SEO Haikus
sometimes boredom hits me and this is what happens.
if anyone wants to contribute to this thread that would be awesome. remember 5, 7, 5 (syllables) ... page rank is a joke many don't believe it's true does not help with SERPs i hate G so much will not rank my white hat sites makes me pay per click (this one is from my girlfriend written about me...she doesn't know much about SEO...) black hat equals jail many fines and FBI but you do it still
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Optimisation
It's not what it used to be Better adapt soon |
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wit you are so smart five syllables in one word truly a genius |
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People of the world I am the G I am the Goodness I am the Genius I am the Google By the way... Did you mean: Optimization |
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I love Y and M
All my sites rank well with them Google is a drag
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agree with donna
google says 'do no evi' they sandbox my sites ![]() |
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Internet Big Place
Can One Website Have Impact Only with Hard Effort Smarmy Search Spam Sucks Still Soiling Self Since Sandbox Stop Silent Seething |
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With s'es only!
Gotta tell you, I just love alliterations. |
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What are syllables?
Why are you excluding almost illiterate people like me? I dont understand this thread |
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In SEO Chat
Haiku is where it is at Forget SEO Five syllables here Seven syllables go here Five syllables end Supercalifra- gelisticexpiali- docious is one word Titled: What the...? Historicity Psychoanalytical Multifarious Last edited by jrothra : August 5th, 2005 at 04:07 PM. |
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(mick - since i can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not)
syllables are breaks inbetween words... for instance mick-saw-yer = 3 syllables base-ball = 2 syllables ill-lit-er-ate = 4 syllables op-ti-mi-za-tion = 5 syllables. haiku = first line has 5, second line has 7, third has 5 get it? |
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I'm sure he's just kidding or being sarcastic.
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I am so f**king
bored. Thank God it's Friday Yay! Get drunk. Play XBox. |
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learned somthing today. five seven five is the way to do the haiku |
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thank god it's friday
i'm ready to play poker time to go all-in |