Page 4 - Friday Fun - SEO Haikus

Okay, in trying to find a 17-syllable word to have a one-word haiku, I ran across this, the world's longest word:

ACETYLSERYLTYROSYLSERYLISOLEUCYLTHREONYLSERYLPROLY LSERYL-
GLUTAMINYLPHENYLALANYLVALYLPHENYLALANYLLEUCYLSERYL SERYL-
VALYLTRYPTOPHYLALANYLASPARTYLPROLYLISOLEUCYLGLUTAM YL-
LEUCYLLEUCYLASPARAGINYLVALYLCYSTEINYLTHREONYLSERYL SERYL-
LEUCYLGLYCYLASPARAGINYLGLUTAMINYLPHENYLALANYLGLUTA MINYL-
THREONYLGLUTAMINYLGLUTAMINYLALANYLARGINYLTHREONYL-
THREONYLGLUTAMINYLVALYLGLUTAMINYLGLUTAMINYLPHENYLA LANYL-
SERYLGLUTAMINYLVALYLTRYPTOPHYLLYSYLPROLYLPHENYLALA NYL-
PROLYLGLUTAMINYLSERYLTHREONYLVALYLARGINYLPHENYLALA NYL-
PROLYLGLYCYLASPARTYLVALYLTYROSYLLYSYLVALYLTYROSYLA RGINYL-
TYROSYLASPARAGINYLALANYLVALYLLEUCYLASPARTYLPROLYLL EUCYL-
ISOLEUCYLTHREONYLALANYLLEUCYLLEUCYLGLYCYLTHREONYLP HENYL-
ALANYLASPARTYLTHREONYLARGINYLASPARAGINYLARGINYLISO LEUCYL-
ISOLEUCYLGLUTAMYLVALYLGLUTAMYLASPARAGINYLGLUTAMINY L-
GLUTAMINYLSERYLPROLYLTHREONYLTHREONYLALANYLGLUTAMY L-
THREONYLLEUCYLASPARTYLALANYLTHREONYLARGINYLARGINYL VALYL-
ASPARTYLASPARTYLALANYLTHREONYLVALYLALANYLISOLEUCYL -
ARGINYLSERYLALANYLASPARAGINYLISOLEUCYLASPARAGINYLL EUCYL-
VALYLASPARAGINYLGLUTAMYLLEUCYLVALYLARGINYLGLYCYL-
THREONYLGLYCYLLEUCYLTYROSYLASPARAGINYLGLUTAMINYL-
ASPARAGINYLTHREONYLPHENYLALANYLGLUTAMYLSERYLMETHIO NYL-
SERYLGLYCYLLEUCYLVALYLTRYPTOPHYLTHREONYLSERYLALANY L-
PROLYLALANYLSERINE
= Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain.
This word has appeared in the American Chemical Society's Chemical Abstracts and is thus considered by some to be the longest real word. (http://www.fun-with-words.com/word_longest.html)

Also, I found the world's shortest peom, most likely by Odgen Nash:
Fleas
Adam
Had 'em.
(http://www.fun-with-words.com/shortest_poem.html)

It's Friday ... time to stop , sit back, get ready to and listen to some or . This weekend, don't ! If you don't... you might face the next post:

If you don't do the above, you might face .

So instead, and and or (if you have one) or just be !

O K J roth ra
Step away from the cookie jar
and put your hands up

And, no, I was not when I posted those icon-heavy posts. Just in a care-free mood.

Am I under arrest osifer? I daint trunk!

As I'm posting this,
my wife is in the garden
digging and planting

I'm working today
Wer'e open on Saturday
Badly need a rest

we tooo work on sadurdays

W. H. Davies - Leisure

WHAT is this life if, full of care, (SERP's)
We have no time to stand and stare?—

No time to stand beneath the boughs,
And stare as long as sheep and cows:

No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass:

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night:

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance:

No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began?

A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

That was cool
...but off-topic LOL

So here goes (not aimed at you - of course - dzine buddy):


Another spammer.
Moderating is a drag.
Don't let them tempt you

Back in days of yore
Fryman ripped spammers apart
It was fun to watch

Yes, I miss Fryman
I think that he is even
on my buddy list!

I'm SEO dry
Nothing of value to add
Shoutbox is my home

the darkside is strong
more and more are converting
because of sandbox

while i'm writing this
i am sitting on the john
thanks to Wireless

(true story)

Apparently, your bodily functions interfered with your metre there