Entireweb..Lock you position!

Got this email this morning for Entireweb. Better get my credit card out, it burning a hole in my pocket. Got to lock my position on Enitreweb.com. LOL. Yeah right. Funny nonetheless. What do yall think.

Here is the email.

Hello,

This email is sent to you because you have submitted your URL to the
search engine Entireweb.com in the past.
We would like to inform you about an important service update at
Entireweb.

With Yahoo! purchasing Inktomi and Overture purchasing AltaVista and
FAST,
it is now even more important you learn how to get a top position in
these
search engines.
You have got to leverage yourself above your competition in order to
exceed in this
ever changing search engine arena.
Now is a perfect opportunity for Web site owners to lock their
positioning
in these search engines.

Our members at Entireweb have access to information about all the major
search engines,
including submission tips, how search engines rank their listings,
important design issues relating to relevancy, and other Web site
promotional topics and tools.

For only $49.00 US you will get access to many different tools and
information which will help you
to understand more about search engines and how they work.

For more information, follow the link below.
Entireweb Members: http://www.entireweb.com/eng/members/

Sincerely,
The Entireweb Team
"We have the future. You use it!"
http://www.entireweb.com/