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    Red face Your SEO knowledge for my Get / Date Any Women knowledge


    Hi,

    My name is James DeMarco and I am a Pick Up Artist, I am here because I need you help, I need to improve the visits to my sites and I know that doing SEO will help me a lot.

    I know a little bit about SEO and I have been trying a several things for the last 3 month and I think that I am at the point were I need to ask for help.

    My proposal: Help me to get ranked top 10 in Google or improve the visits to my sites and I will in exchange transform you in a Pick Up Artist - Doesn't matter how you look (I know the secrets). (If you are in England - London this is an great opportunity for you).

    I will go out with you as "old friends" and I will teach you and give you all the tools that you need to get almost any women that you want.

    My web site is:

    http://www.beingaplayer.com

    I am really looking forward for help (I admit it) I hope that You could help me - You won't regret it.

    James DeMarco
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    LOL

    What are you trying to pick up, SEOs?

    Hey baby, do you have a high keyword density in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    How do I know you're just using your tricks on me to have your way with me and then leave me on the corner abused and violated? I'm so ashamed.

    Hexed

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    Last edited by hexed; Nov 10th, 2005 at 07:29 PM.
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    • hexed agrees : *gasp*.. SLAP! And so the legend continues, scottfish is a virgin at 20 years old.
    • WilliamC agrees : bwahahahahaha
    • sgroup agrees : nice one - LOL
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    Hey there James, I dont live in England... but, because I love The Game, I will give you any pointers I can.


    ...and I wont object if you want to throw in any of the goodies from your site ;)
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    wow, this has to be the most bizarre request I've ever seen at seochat. So lets say I took you up on your offer, how would you go about turning me into a babe puller? Not sure my girlfriend would appreciate this business meeting lol.
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    I just take gals to Starbucks and it works everytime! -Just ask the GF!
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    First, you'll want to 301 redirect the http: version of your site into the www version, G see these as two separate pages with separate page ranks which can be consolidated while helping you avoid duplicate content penalties.

    Then you'll want to use a keyword tool to figure out what people actually type in to search that may be better to use as keywords than what you've got going on with your own creative.

    Once you've done that optimize the onpage factors for those words and start getting backlinks that utilize those keywords as anchor text.
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    Is this thread really sad or am I just getting old?

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    • jrothra agrees : You're not old... this thread isn't sad... it's down right depressing!
    • clasione agrees : very strange indeed
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    No it's really sad, but I couldn't resist digging seeing as I'm from London.

    Your probably also getting old
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    Originally Posted by scottfish
    I just take gals to Starbucks and it works everytime! -Just ask the GF!
    I take a girl to an seo convention then I send her a link to seochat.com and tell her that I have 5 reputation points. That always does it and I'm good for the night.

    Then to top it off, I point her in the direction of the hours I've spent on this forum. Three full days, and that's not including the first 900 posts I made on this forum because it didn't keep track of time. So I say, it took me 72 hours of forum time to do 200 posts. So that leaves about 900 posts unaccounted for. 900 / 200 is 4.5. 4.5 * 72 + 72. After the figure is worked out and she realises that I've spent that many hours talking on the forum, she's ready to marry me.

    Hexed

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    • SuccessGuru agrees : Funny Sh*t
    • SEO_AM agrees : That is the best recip in SEO
    • jason_sot agrees : :lol: that is good....
    • earlpearl agrees : First I was so excited about his site/book I bought 100 of them (in case I misplaced one before I got it. Then I read your post after spending all that $. Sheet I wish I had spoken w/you first.
    • manni agrees : Funniest thing Ive ever seen in here!
    • sgroup agrees : take a girl to an seo convention - now we are talking
    • sufyaaan agrees : Best utilization of Reputation Points... :lol:
    Last edited by hexed; Nov 10th, 2005 at 08:12 PM.
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    Hmmmm.... I thought so. If I were still chief editor (mod) I likely would have deleted the thread. It is a bit below the standards of SEO Chat, but I guess good enough for a laugh.

    Yeah, this thread is sad... I am not getting old cause I am already there.

    (Hexed... the best way to use rep points is your method.)
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    c'mon... you shouldnt delete it on the fact that it doesnt fit your taste. He has something to offer that is more valuable than money to many people. Belive it or not, the market for this is huge and has caught on like wildfire.

    If anything, it may be in the wrong category...

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    • Wit agrees : Valid point. Most people just ask for FREE advice...
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    Hexed- ...where did you get this information... I bet you googled it!
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    As for you James... you definitely have soem elementary SEO work to do. If you are interested in some basic readings, let me know. That will get you started.
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    Oh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby... SEO Baby, Oh, Oh, Oh!

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    • SEO_AM agrees : Oh... oh... SEO. Soooo..... funny!
    • WilliamC agrees : LOL
    • jrothra agrees : SEO = lots of fun ;)
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