THE SEO PRAYER something funny

A bit of humour in the never ending SEO world

Our Google,
Which has listed me at number 11,
Hallowed be thy Page Rank,
May my Visitors come?
Thy will be done in visable text,
As it is in Meta tags and Alts,
Give us this day our daily traffic,
And forgive us our broken links,
As we forgive those who don't link to us.
And lead us not into spamnation,
But deliver us from link farms,
For thine is the index,
Our paypacket and our glory,
For one month at a time.

lol ;)

let's add a little bit of sin detection, and we're all saved:

RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^.*(amateur|anal|blowjob|boobs|****|cumshot|fistin g|gay-|hardcore|incest|lesbian|lolita|naked|nude|oral|pe nis|porn|*****|rape|sex|teen|tgp|tits|xxx).* [NC]
RewriteRule ^.*$ /u_are_a_very_bad_boy.html [L]

And SEO is supposed to be dull ? ;)

Edit: interesting. This board seem to have a relatively poor blockwordlist, because only 2 of my referralbanlist-words get starred ;)

I wouldn't have expected all that to go through; those guys got the SEO thing going though. Cudos to pornography!

What is that HTACCESS rewrite supposed to do, 2k?

It's part of the code I use for referrer spam blocking. Most referrer spammers are from xxx-sites, so the word list is pretty sinfull reading ;)

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but it's all about the bandwitdh and speed. Worst referrer spammers I've seen have come up with 10-15 000 hits a day.