SEO Crisis

Hi Guys,

I am having an SEO Crisis and I need some advice. A couple months ago I set up a website to help guys get advice about getting girls. I then set up a google analytics account so I could track my visitors. I noticed that I was getting about 15 visitors a day from google and yahoo organic search.

This is when I started researching SEO and became completely obsessed. I read all of the articles on seochat and everywhere else on the web to get all of the info on SEO that I could.

Now, I have a google site map account as well as 3 analytics programs to track my results and I am using google sitemap and yahoo site explorer.

Here are the thing I have done to try and get better ranking and the results that I have got from them.

1. Website Optimization

I optimize my pages so in a Linux browser my content would show up first and my main keyword phase "how to get a girl" was around 5% including in my domain name which is how-to-get-a-girl.com and in my title which is How to Get a Girl.

I put all of the meta tags that relate to my content and keywords using the meta tag tool on seochat.

I also put how to get a girl in H1 an H2 tags as well as in bold throughout my page.

Result :

I stopped getting any organic traffic at all.

All of the keyword that my page was showing up for in the serps was gone because of my new content and I was nowhere to be found in any search engines for how to get a girl.

2. Building Link Popularity

I purchased one way links to get link popularity.
I now had 2 PR6 websites with relative content linking to me as well as some PR5s and PR4s. I also started using SEO elite to trade links with about 200 other websites All of the alt text is "How to Get a Girl".

Results

14 of my pages were indexed in google but showed zero back links.

3 of my pages were indexed in yahoo with about 150 back links.

STILL no traffic from google but after a few days I ranked 26 for how to get a girl in yahoo.

3. More Website Optimization

I figure that since before I started all of this I was getting a small amount of traffic from google and now I'm getting none so maybe I should add the some of the content I had before back to my website. Now my keyword density for how to get a girl is around 2 - 3 %.

Results

No results from google and I am nowhere to be found in Yahoo even though I was ranked 26 for how to get a girl for about a week.

So after a couple weeks I dropped that extra content and cranked up the keyword density again.

4. More Link Building

I bought one way links from videosift.com which is a PR6 on 100,000 of their pages. That was about two weeks ago.

Results

I am lucky to get 2 people to come to my website a day from organic searches.

I have 36 pages indexed in yahoo with 13,168 inlinks.

Google is showing zero results for site how-to-get-a-girl.com and in google sitemap it say there are no pages from my site indexed but if I do a search for how-to-get-a-girl.com all of my pages which is about 115 show up in the results. WTF?

If I go to WHOIS
whois.domaintools.com/how-to-get-a-girl.com

It says my SEO score is 97% and my Meta relevance is 100%

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG????????????????!!!!!!!!!!

Can anyone help me with my SEO Crisis?

First of all, nice picts.

Now, you have a mess on your hands. Not only have you done everything you shouldn't do when launching a new site, but you have duplicate content all over the place as well.

It would take hours to tell you what is wrong and how to fix it, time unfortunately I don't have. So here is the quick and dirty:

-- You have duplicate content problems
-- You have canonical issues - use 301 to clean up -
-- You are buying links - not bad on its own if done properly but with a new site and the way you are gathering links it could be bad
-- You are exchanging links - see explanation above -
-- You have gathered too many backlinks way to fast
-- You are using the same text for all your anchor text
-- You are possibly keyword stuffing
-- You are using the same title on every page
-- Probably using the same desc. on every page

This is just a start.

It appears you may have been removed from google's index, DCs bouncing all over so hard to tell.

You need to clean up the site and file a reinclusion request. Then, you will sit in the sandbox for months upon months.

Hope this helps you get started.

Well I have to wonder why Google's cache doesn't match your site. Recent update or cloaking?