PayPal Security Key

This is a little bit late for an April fools joke...

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=xpt/cps/securitycenter/general/PPSecurityKey-outside

Their charging a $5 fee to protect your PayPal account?

A good password and you don't need it, whats more I don't need another hoop to jump through to login.
Can this go through my finger-print password manager?

Hahah, I can't wait till someone cracks it. It has to be based off of an md5 of the username and some other info. I ordered one to screw with it, it was free since I have a business account. Paypal is one of those evil corporations. Once they locked up 10,000 of my money for a month. I had to get a lawyer, since that I've hated them and will pick fun where I can.

Did you call them first? Some of the employees need to be re-located to the mental home but usually you can find somebody who will figure it out for you. Many times their computers make the decisions so don't assume a human actually did every last action in your account. We have had this happen and if you get a dud who is talking stupidity and won't listen to you just hang up, call again(first ask for their name and report them via phone. It works!) and usually you can get somebody.

But don't ever try and settle your cases via email(paypal) and through their system, call them or you will have many issues.

Heres what happened, paypal originally sided with me then the guy did a chargeback on the credit card he used to send payment and they sided with him. I had to fedex a bunch of documents related to the terms of the purchase to an address they gave me. They kept changing addresses and finally I found a correct address to use. Along with the documents my lawyer also included a letter. Within 3 weeks my money was unlocked. Before this happened I got in the habit of emptying out my balance as soon as it goes in but this week I neglected to totally empty it out. So they locked up $1200 the rest of it attributed to a negative balance and numerous calls from collection agencies. Then the next week one of my affiliates sent me $1850 for a debt of theirs and paypal snatched it up instantly. Oh was i pissed off... You do $50,000 in transactions within 2 weeks and they stick it to you with collection agencies. All ended well but I still despise them.